1) After learning about Hillary Clinton breaking her wrist, somehow in a bathtub, Eddie Falcone who owns "Big Eddie's Walk-In Tubs" became concerned about Hillary's safety. So he donated one of his tubs to her. It was the super deluxe model which included a heated seat. Eddie says Hillary hasn't acknowledge his gift yet. He thinks she might be really busy writing another speech that the Republicans will like and the Democrats, including her pals on The View won't. Well four of them won't like it but that what's her name Republican will.
2) After a classmate sneezed another said, "God Bless You." According to social justice guidelines posted by Simmons Women's College in Boston "God Bless You" is a micro aggression. "God Bless You" sure doesn't sound very aggressive, micro or otherwise. Saying "God Smite You" now you're talkin' aggressive.
3) American Idol is getting, as they say in the TV business, "clobbered" by The Voice in the ratings. This being the situation, informed sources claim, several Idol competitors are requesting, if they win, to be booked for a guest appearance on The Voice.
4) The board of supervisors in San Francisco has voted to ban the sale of furs. This is the largest city in the US to do so. Some are asking what's next? Beef or perhaps pork and duck in Chinatown? Others complain that 11 people on the board shouldn't be able to ban what can be sold without
any input from the people. This bunch might give some thought to banning pooping in the streets.
5) The Center For Research and Take-Out needed some expert advice so they contacted some experts. The first few provided some unexpected advice. They admitted that experts were basically only expert in convincing people they were experts, so pay no attention to us. The Center thanks them.
